animal jokes
Favorite this joke The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."
What do you get when you eat a rabbit?
You get a hare in your mouth.
You know why dogs have no money?
No pockets.
I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.
One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”
My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”
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