animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A sourpuss.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What might you call a small, puny chicken?

Paltry!

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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My neighbor called and invited me over to see his new aardvark.

When I arrived he ask if I would like to play with him?

The aardvark was growling loudly and does not seem very friendly so I ask, "Does it bite?"

My neighbor replied, "That's what I want to find out..."

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posted by "Egbert" |
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A groundhog wonders if he’s cursed, having been reincarnated as the same animal, again and again.

Standing on a cliff looming over an unforeseeably deep body of water, he waves goodbye to his friends, warning, “You may not recognize me in the next life.”

He jumps off the edge, plunging down into the watery grave, once again being reborn as the same groundhog.

“Unbelievable!” says one groundhog to another, both watching in dismay, “He’s gone over that waterfall, into the fountain, been sucked up through the circulation tube, and shot back out where he started, I don’t know how many times.”

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posted by "JCVD" |