animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs!"

"Not so fast," said the pig. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a dog that won’t come when you call it, refuses to sleep in it’s bed, and seldom wants to play?

A cat.

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posted by "JCVD" |
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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?

A collie flower.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |