animal jokes

Why Dogs and Cats are better than children...

1) Eat less and don't ask for money all the time
2) Are easier to train and normally come when called
3) Don't smoke or drink
4) Don't want to wear your clothes
5) If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Researchers say that cats actually understand when you say their name, they're just choosing to ignore you.

Further research shows that dogs want their owners to know, "I tried to tell you!"

Lisa: Sardines have to be the stupidest fish in the world.

Meg: Why do you say that?

Lisa: They crawl into cans, lock themselves in, and then leave the key on the outside.