Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
Compare a complex sentence to a cat...
Cats have claws at end of paws.
Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.