animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Compare a complex sentence to a cat...

Cats have claws at end of paws.

Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.

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posted by "Benjones" |