animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Here's a great tip: On your way to bed, ring the doorbell.

That way, the dogs will get off the bed and that allows you time to get comfortable.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I need to re-home a dog.

It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll climb over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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posted by "aod318" |
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“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.

“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What could possibly be smarter than a talking horse?

A spelling bee.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |