animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

The prawn broker.

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?

Because it'll hog the ball!

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posted by "Steve Froggatte" |
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |