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Owls Wearing Spectacles
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Why do owls wear glasses?

Whooo cares?

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posted by "psmcmullen " |
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I Grilled A Chicken
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I grilled a chicken for two hours...

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

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Rise and Shine
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If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?

Answer: Away!

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posted by "Wano U" |
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Wet Dog
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A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning…

After he climbed out, he handed me the dog and said, “Here is ze dog, keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine.”

I said, “Are you a vet?”

He replied, “Vet? I’m soaking!”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |