animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
3 votes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

What do cows wear when they are vacationing in Hawaii?

Muu-muu dresses...

7 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$6.00 won 5 votes
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Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

5 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

Why do humming birds hum?

Because they forgot the words.

11 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Clown" |