animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
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A flea jumped into a restaurant, nibbled on a pizza and jumped out again.

He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?

"Melon-collie."

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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posted by "RS" |