It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000
Two chickens were at a crossroad. One road led to KFC and the other one led to Popeyes.
The two chickens decided to part ways. The chicken that went to KFC was killed immediately. The chicken that went to Popeyes was left alone.
He forgot to bring his own bun.