animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Tom: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

Jerry: No, but I’ve seen what cats do to mice!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why are cats so bad at video games?

Because they can only press paws.

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posted by "JerryU" |
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A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.

Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."

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posted by "Marty" |