animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Why aren't fish allowed to play in an orchestra?

Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a-fish.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the giraffe say to the elephant as they boarded Noah’s ark?

“We’re all in the same boat!”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

"Is it true," the tourist asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.

The daddy skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the left fork."

The momma skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the right fork."

The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, "My end stinks too but I still don't know which road to take!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |