animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
1 votes

Sign at animal park:

Please be safe. Do not sit, stand, climb, or lean on fence.
If you fall, animals may eat you and that might make them sick.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 7 votes

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Mary" |
1 votes

Our normally sweet Great Dane has one quirk, she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking her one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.

Struggling to keep hold of her, I tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."

"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?

"Please, come see my WEB!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "PastorMcCue" |