animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Ed: How old is your brother?

Ted: He’s a year old.

Ed: Huh! I’ve got a dog a year old and he can walk twice as well as your brother.

Ted: Sure, your dog has twice as many legs.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Tom: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

Jerry: No, but I’ve seen what cats do to mice!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why are cats so bad at video games?

Because they can only press paws.

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posted by "JerryU" |