animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An Independ-ant.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What's the most important thing an elephant looks for when buying a car?

Trunk Space.

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posted by "Jeeves Chagrin" |
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It's okay to watch an elephant take a bath...

Because they always have their trunks on!

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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Three dogs met on a street corner. The first was a beautiful black poodle with a big blue ribbon around its neck, and it said, "My name is Fifi, spelled F-I-F-I."

The second was a pretty white poodle with a red satin ribbon around its neck, and it said, "My name is Mimi, spelled M-I-M-I."

The third was a dirty old mutt and said, "My name is Fido, spelled P-H-Y-D-E-A-U-X."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |