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Two dog owners were boasting about the intelligence of their pets.

“The smartest dog I ever had,” said one, “was an amazing Afghan hound that could play cards. He was amazing at poker, he could beat anyone, even professionals. But I had to have him put down.”

“You had him put to sleep?” said the other. “You must be crazy. A bright dog like that could be worth a million dollars.”

“I had no choice. I caught him using marked cards.”

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  • iqannnylirod : I too have problems with lots of stuff on this website, but I've been advised not to let people know. That’s why I haven't said any comments on people's jokes. Seriously sorry. :-(

    • HENNE : I have problems latelt like barber does. This is cute..voted

      • barber7796 : love your poker jokes. i have problems getting jokes approved even after doing search. do you use search key?