What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...
So I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi!
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is.
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!