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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 338
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1056.00
$6.00 won 7 votes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
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My pet mouse Elvis died today...

He was caught in a trap.

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"

The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?"

"Well, I'm not sure but there is this here," replies the storekeeper.

"What is that?"

"It's liquor-ish"

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

A struggling zoo's main attraction, a gorilla, dies during their most popular season. They can't afford to lose the gorilla so they secretly hire one of the employees to be a gorilla in a suit for an extra $500 a week.

He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see the human like gorilla.
After a few months his popularity begins to wane so he decides to raise the stacks. He climbs out of his enclosure and dangles from a tree in the lion exhibit but he loses his grip and falls.

Scared he begins to yell for help, "Somebody help!"

With this the lion pounces on top of him and whispers, "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |