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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 779
# of followers : 2
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 2975.00
$15.00 won 7 votes
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My pet mouse Elvis died today...

He was caught in a trap.

7 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.

1 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"

The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?"

"Well, I'm not sure but there is this here," replies the storekeeper.

"What is that?"

"It's liquor-ish"

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |