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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 249
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 731.00
$6.00 won 7 votes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A struggling zoo's main attraction, a gorilla, dies during their most popular season. They can't afford to lose the gorilla so they secretly hire one of the employees to be a gorilla in a suit for an extra $500 a week.

He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see the human like gorilla.
After a few months his popularity begins to wane so he decides to raise the stacks. He climbs out of his enclosure and dangles from a tree in the lion exhibit but he loses his grip and falls.

Scared he begins to yell for help, "Somebody help!"

With this the lion pounces on top of him and whispers, "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Me: I'm terrified of random letters

Therapist: You are?

Me: (Screams)

Therapist: I see....

Me: (Scream intensifies)

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

A cheetah and a lion are racing...

The cheetah wins...

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |