I have finally found something I must be in love with...
I fall for it all the time.
An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, "Why am I here?"
"For drinking," replies the officer.
"Great," says the man, "when do we start?"
"My Friday is ruined!"
"Why, what happened?"
"I realized today is Tuesday."
A camel can work for a week without drinking...
A man can drink for a week without working.