bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$12.00 won 6 votes

I have finally found something I must be in love with...

GRAVITY!

I fall for it all the time.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, "Why am I here?"

"For drinking," replies the officer.

"Great," says the man, "when do we start?"

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
4 votes

"My Friday is ruined!"

"Why, what happened?"

"I realized today is Tuesday."

4 votes

posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

2 votes

posted by "Douglas" |