bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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A friend and I were in a bar fight with the bar bully.

We took him to court for medical costs for stitches and a concussion when he hit my buddy with a beer bottle.

The judge asked him what he had to say for himself. He said, "Your honor, I only used a lite beer!"

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posted by "Tomr" |
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A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”

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posted by "Mary" |
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A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

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posted by "RS" |
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What do alligators drink?

Gator-aid!

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posted by "TMW 1979" |