bar & drinking jokes
Favorite this joke A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Reverend walk into a bar...
You know what, I'm tired of these jokes, you finish it.
I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.
He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.
I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”
Do not keep roasted peanuts in transparent jar, they disappear fast.
But if you keep roasted cashews in transparent jar next to peanut jar, the peanuts last longer.
However, if you add third element... let's say a nearby liquor bottle... then all will disappear in no time!
What did the vampire say to the bartender?
"I'll have a blood lite!"
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