bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.
"Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day."
"Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
1 votes

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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posted by "Mar Mar" |
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A horse goes into a bar and the barman says how can I help, the horse says a bottle of beer please and the barman says "why the long face" ? ;-)

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posted by "Andy H" |
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The other day i was in the pub when the waitress approaches me to take my order,
I noticed she had two black eyes

she asks 'what would you like to order?'

I replied with what i wanted to eat, making sure to speak very clearly and loudly because it was obvious she wasn't a great listener!

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posted by "alexziesemer" |