bar & drinking jokes

Alcohol is an absolute necessity, because NO great story has ever begun with someone eating a salad!

The perfect martini starts with pouring gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

DRINK WHISKEY!!!

Sign outside the pub: Come in and meet your future ex-wife!

That new bar down the street is running a GREAT special...

Buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely FREE!