bar & drinking jokes
Favorite this joke A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”
The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”
Have you ever noticed that sibling toddlers converse with one another in what I call their 'mother tongue'. They can understand one another, and only they can understand one another.
If you were one of these siblings and wish to revisit your mother tongue, take it from me, about ten shots of tequila ought to do it.
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” the snake asks.
“Because you can’t hold your liquor.”
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