A mason visited a house to repair the water leakage of the ceiling. He found the hour owner drinking.
He asked, "When did you come to know that your ceiling is leaking?"
The owner replied, "Last night when it took me three hours to finish a single peg."
Pavlov is sitting in a bar and the phone begins to ring.
He jumps up and shouts, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs!"
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?
A: A Tired Bloody Mary
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 shots.