bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
2 votes

A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

2 votes

posted by "Douglas" |
1 votes

I was told drinking just one beer wouldn't hurt you...

But the other six might.

1 votes

posted by "MarioMKE" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."

Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."

Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"

Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."

7 votes

posted by "Douglas" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

24 hours in a day...

24 beers in a case....

Coincidence?

4 votes

posted by "Lumbergranny " |