A camel can work for a week without drinking...
A man can drink for a week without working.
I was told drinking just one beer wouldn't hurt you...
But the other six might.
Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."
Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."
Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"
Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."
24 hours in a day...
24 beers in a case....
Coincidence?