When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.
Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink.
The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
The helium doesn’t react.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
Two Irish men walk out of a bar...
...hey it could happen!