bar & drinking jokes
Favorite this joke Me: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Barman: £3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first... No spaces, all lowercase!
I have finally found something I must be in love with...
GRAVITY!
I fall for it all the time.
An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, "Why am I here?"
"For drinking," replies the officer.
"Great," says the man, "when do we start?"
"My Friday is ruined!"
"Why, what happened?"
"I realized today is Tuesday."
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