Pavlov is sitting in a bar and the phone begins to ring.
He jumps up and shouts, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs!"
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?
A: A Tired Bloody Mary
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 shots.
What is the difference between a salon and a saloon?
A salon is where you go to make yourself look better.
A saloon is where you go to make everyone else look better.