bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
1 votes

Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink.

The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”

The helium doesn’t react.

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"

The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Two Irish men walk out of a bar...

...hey it could happen!

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A guy walks into a bar.

He steps on an ant.

Then his uncle comes in.

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posted by "ed" |