Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink.
The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
The helium doesn’t react.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
Two Irish men walk out of a bar...
...hey it could happen!
A guy walks into a bar.
He steps on an ant.
Then his uncle comes in.