An organ grinder and a monkey enter a tavern and take a couple seats at the bar.
"Give me a shot of whiskey!" said the organ grinder to the bartender.
"I'll have the same," said the monkey.
The bartender looks in astonishment as he pours the drinks.
"What's the special here?" the organ grinder asks.
"Yeah," the monkey chimes in. "We're starving."
"O.K.," says the bartender. "What's going on here? You're a monkey. You can't talk!"
"I sure can! Not only can I talk, but I'm also a ventriloquist!"