bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
1 votes

On New Year's Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.

As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to death.

1 votes

posted by "Tomaso" |
1 votes

Tequila is an excellent teacher...

Just last night it taught me to count...

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!

1 votes

posted by "Hiluxxd" |
0 votes

Whenever I hear the expression, "the bar is high"....

I can't help but think, "Oh great! I need a step-stool just to get a drink?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

Dear Alcohol,

We had a deal... you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I just saw the video of the company Christmas party.

WE NEED TO TALK!

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |