bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$50.00 won 7 votes

Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!

Drunkard #2: That's impossible... I haven't resigned yet.

7 votes

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
1 votes

One day in Oz, Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion, and The Scarecrow were playing high stakes Texas Hold'Em Poker.

Everyone put in their ante except for Dorothy. The Tin Man asked her, "We all put in our ante except for you. Where's your ante?

Dorothy replied, "I thought I told you guys before. My auntie is in Kansas!"

1 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
0 votes

Three guys walk into a bar...

You would've thought the third one would've ducked.

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4 votes

I've been having problems with annoying phone calls lately...

The most common one seems to be the nightly, "You said you'd be home from the bar 2 hours ago!" call.

4 votes

posted by "jermin" |