bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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Tequila is an excellent teacher...

Just last night it taught me to count...

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!

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posted by "Hiluxxd" |
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Whenever I hear the expression, "the bar is high"....

I can't help but think, "Oh great! I need a step-stool just to get a drink?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

Dear Alcohol,

We had a deal... you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I just saw the video of the company Christmas party.

WE NEED TO TALK!

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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A husband is having a beer at the pub with his friends when he sends an email to his wife.

"What are you emailing her?" asked one.

He reads his message out loud, "Having a beer with the boys. If I'm not home in twenty minutes, read this email again."

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posted by "Rich" |