bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$6.00 won 2 votes

What did the vampire say to the bartender?

"I'll have a blood lite!"

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

A mason visited a house to repair the water leakage of the ceiling. He found the hour owner drinking.

He asked, "When did you come to know that your ceiling is leaking?"

The owner replied, "Last night when it took me three hours to finish a single peg."

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
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Pavlov is sitting in a bar and the phone begins to ring.

He jumps up and shouts, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs!"

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posted by "Kilgore Trout" |
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Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?

A: A Tired Bloody Mary

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posted by "Tomaso" |