bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$8.00 won 8 votes

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Mary" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
1 votes

What do alligators drink?


1 votes

posted by "TMW 1979" |
2 votes

Have you ever noticed that sibling toddlers converse with one another in what I call their 'mother tongue'. They can understand one another, and only they can understand one another.

If you were one of these siblings and wish to revisit your mother tongue, take it from me, about ten shots of tequila ought to do it.

2 votes

posted by "Marty" |