bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
2 votes

A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"

After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.

Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.

Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."

2 votes

posted by "Ramesh" |
$9.00 won 1 votes
 

A guy walked into a bar and noticed they had a huge Silver Back Gorilla sitting at the end of the bar on a short wide barstool.

The guy asked the barkeep why they had a gorilla. The bartender replied, “That’s Joe-Joe, he’s trained to give CPR if someone drinks too much. So what’ll you have there buddy?”

The man replied, “A Shirley Temple.”

1 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Marty" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

"Have you got anything to drink?"

“Water.”

"I meant something harder?"

“Ice.”

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend...

But he kept asking her for another shot.

5 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |