bar & drinking jokes
Favorite this joke A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"
After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.
Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.
Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."
A guy walked into a bar and noticed they had a huge Silver Back Gorilla sitting at the end of the bar on a short wide barstool.
The guy asked the barkeep why they had a gorilla. The bartender replied, “That’s Joe-Joe, he’s trained to give CPR if someone drinks too much. So what’ll you have there buddy?”
The man replied, “A Shirley Temple.”
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$9.00
"Have you got anything to drink?"
“Water.”
"I meant something harder?"
“Ice.”
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$12.00
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend...
But he kept asking her for another shot.
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$25.00
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