bar & drinking jokes
Favorite this joke Uncle Jack drove up to the drug store in high distress. He stamped into the store, talking to himself.
"Are you the fresh young fellow that sold me this this stuff yesterday and told me it was toothpaste?" Uncle Jack inquired of the clerk.
"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
"Well, this morning I tried for half and hour, and I'll be darned if it would make my teeth stick in!"
4th Place
won
$12.00
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
“Want another?” asked the bartender.
“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.
10th Place
won
$5.00
A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater.
"I saw the first act, but not the second."
"Why not?"
"I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."
ME: "I will take $50 on pump one please..."
BARTENDER: "Sir, please get your mouth off the keg!"
1st Place
won
$50.00
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