bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$9.00 won 7 votes

Why did the dog walk into the bar?

He was looking for the person that shot his PAW.

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes

When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'

When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.

When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.

I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.

1 votes

posted by "Richard Felt" |
1 votes

Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink.

The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”

The helium doesn’t react.

1 votes

posted by "Richard Felt" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"

The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |