I only went to the pub for 'Naked Happy Hour'...
But I stayed until clothing time.
A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.
He says,"Give me 2 shots..."
The bartender cuts him off saying,"You only get one shot."
I was in a liquor store and the owner asked me, "Do you need help?"
I replied, "Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of whisky instead."
If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory…
Just think what drinking alcohol can do!