bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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Two Irish men walk out of a bar...

...hey it could happen!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A guy walks into a bar.

He steps on an ant.

Then his uncle comes in.

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posted by "ed" |
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Did you know drinking beer makes you smarter?

I know it does because it made Bud Wiser!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old!"

The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. "The tip's for carding me," he said.

The bartender put the change in the tip cup. "Thanks," he said. "Works every time."

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posted by "shanny33" |