bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$7.00 won 4 votes
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I am so old...

When walking into a bar they checked my pulse instead of my ID!

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Ben" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"

The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?"

"Well, I'm not sure but there is this here," replies the storekeeper.

"What is that?"

"It's liquor-ish"

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

"Those are fighting words where I come from!"

"Well, then why don't you fight?!?!"

"Cause I ain't where I come from!"

3 votes

posted by "Pshark1998" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

People are so amazing... if you tell a person that there are 270,678,934,341 stars in the universe, they'll believe you.

However if you put up a sign that says "FRESH PAINT"... that same person has to make a personal investigation!

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |