bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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"If you could choose drinking wine every day or being skinny which would you choose?"

"I'd choose red or white."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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On New Year's Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.

As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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Tequila is an excellent teacher...

Just last night it taught me to count...

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!

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posted by "Hiluxxd" |
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Whenever I hear the expression, "the bar is high"....

I can't help but think, "Oh great! I need a step-stool just to get a drink?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |