"You know how that saying goes..."
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder."
Sign outside local pub:
Buy 1 beer at twice the price and get a SECOND BEER FREE!
Why did the dog walk into the bar?
He was looking for the person that shot his PAW.
When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.