science jokes
Favorite this joke Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"
Student: "NaBrO!"
Scientist have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from earth's surface.
This would explain the death of the dinosaurs... the tallest ones, anyway.
What do you get if you mix sorbitol, gelatin, #3 red dye and artificial flavorings then post your formula online joking it's antigravity material?
You get a friendly midnight visit from men in black and get to explain you're only trying to make gummy bears.
What did the Sun say to the Moon?
"Whether or not you think you're hot, you're not!"
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