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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide.

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posted by "shirley1201" |
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"I read somewhere that they're going to launch some weasels up in a rocket."

"So where are they headed?"

"Otter space, of course!"

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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One day the esophagus asked the saliva what its name was.

"I'm too embarrassed to say," said the saliva.

"Come on," said the esophagus.

"Fine. My name's Amy, Amylase."

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Samuel" |
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If you could drive the speed of light, would your head lights still work?l?!

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |