What kind of dogs does a Chemist have?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
The recent volcano eruptions in Kilauea and Volcan de Fuego prompted representatives all over the globe to have an Earthquake Summit.
When San Adreas arrived everyone point fingers and said, "It's your fault!"
"I'll have an H2O," says the first.
"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.
The second man dies.