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Tron Again
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What would you call a remake of TRON?

NEUTRON.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Universal Solvent
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A father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents’ Day, and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab.

“What are you working on, son?"

“A universal solvent,” explained his son. “A solvent that’ll dissolve anything."

His father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What will you keep it in?”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Drink of Choice
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A chemist's favorite drink is...

CoFe2.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Occam's Toolbox
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Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
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