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Two Helium Atoms
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What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

"He-He!"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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The Electricity Detective
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What is the name of the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms!

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Male and Female Brain
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A male brain and a female brain were for sale at a scientist convention.

Which brain was more expensive?

The male brain was more expensive because it had never been used.

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posted by "pabob45" |
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Alive or Dead?
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What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?

"I have good news and bad news..."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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