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- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
- If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate in the terminal.
- If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.

- Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
- If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence just as soon as you touch pen to paper.
- Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the washroom.

- The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
- The best looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
- The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide.

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posted by "shirley1201" |
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"I read somewhere that they're going to launch some weasels up in a rocket."

"So where are they headed?"

"Otter space, of course!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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One day the esophagus asked the saliva what its name was.

"I'm too embarrassed to say," said the saliva.

"Come on," said the esophagus.

"Fine. My name's Amy, Amylase."

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posted by "Samuel" |