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Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always order is "dihydrogen monoxide on the rocks with a clear siphoning tube inside a glass".

The waiters/waitresses always ask me what drink is that?

I tell them that's the scientific name of a glass of ice water with a straw.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A Mitochondrion walks into a bar and asks for some energy.

The barman says: "That'll be 80p!"

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Q: What do you call it when an astronaut gets sick after eating?

A: Launching his lunch!

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posted by "Trombone Jeff" |
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An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:

“What I most admire about your art…

You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”

"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"

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