What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
"He-He!"
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
A male brain and a female brain were for sale at a scientist convention.
Which brain was more expensive?
The male brain was more expensive because it had never been used.
What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?
"I have good news and bad news..."