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One day the esophagus asked the saliva what its name was.

"I'm too embarrassed to say," said the saliva.

"Come on," said the esophagus.

"Fine. My name's Amy, Amylase."

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posted by "Samuel" |
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If you could drive the speed of light, would your head lights still work?l?!

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Two planets are talking...

Saturn: I bet I get married before you do.

Venus: Why?

Saturn: Because I already have a ring.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?

The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.

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posted by "TonyK" |