The recent volcano eruptions in Kilauea and Volcan de Fuego prompted representatives all over the globe to have an Earthquake Summit.
When San Adreas arrived everyone point fingers and said, "It's your fault!"
"I'll have an H2O," says the first.
"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.
The second man dies.
Guy #1: "Do you know the chemical formula for Sodium Bromide?
Guy #2: "NaBro."
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773."
A not so bright student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."