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Do you want to hear an uplifting Helium joke?

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Saltflower" |
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According to Albert Einstein there is nothing faster than the speed of light.

But he is wrong... you can make something much more faster than light:

1. First take torch or a flash light.
2. Now take a video camera and record it.
3. Now put the video you have recorded in to your video player.

4. FAST FORWARD THE VIDEO.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT SOMETHING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Hiran Chamuditha" |
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Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always order is "dihydrogen monoxide on the rocks with a clear siphoning tube inside a glass".

The waiters/waitresses always ask me what drink is that?

I tell them that's the scientific name of a glass of ice water with a straw.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A Mitochondrion walks into a bar and asks for some energy.

The barman says: "That'll be 80p!"

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Kuba" |