I was a flat-earther for 4 years...
Then I turned 5.
The Higgs Boson walks into a church.
The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."
The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition?
I’ve heard you have to beat the raining champion!
A scientist was working on an equation that would make ION propulsion viable but after several months he couldn’t make his theory work.
His neighbor a pastor at the local church took one look at the algorithm and solved in minutes.
The Scientist was astonished thinking it must be a miracle. The pastor said, “It was easy; after all they’re Parish-ION-ers.”