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Favorite this joke A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"
The German man says, "Berlin."
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"
The German man says, "No, just visiting."
My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered this for a moment and replied, “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”
I'm so excited to learn that the Post Office now gives you a choice of five different types of music while you are on hold!
While I was waiting for an agent, I got to hear the entire Beatles White Album, The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, and Pink Floyd's The Wall.
Top 5 Signs that Gasoline has gotten way too expensive:
1. A gas station is offering a free car with every fill up!
2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.
3. Price is now in gold bullion.
4. Texaco now offering monthly payment plans.
5. You're excited to find gas at under $5 a half cup.
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