airplane jokes
Favorite this joke My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"
I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...
I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!
My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.
"What's the clue?" I asked.
"Overworked postman," he said.
"How many letters?"
"Thousands!"
Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”
Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”
Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”
Have you ever wondered...
Why they don't make an airplane out of the same stuff they make the indestructible black box?
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