airplane jokes
Favorite this joke An aircraft had been waiting on the tarmac for a big thunder storm to pass and the passengers were getting impatient . The pilot made repeated apologies for the delay but it didn't sooth the angry travelers.
Finally the pilot buzzed the intercom and made this announcement, "Would you rather be down here wishing you were up there, or up there wishing you were down here?"
Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.
"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."
"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.
The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"
"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off."
I took my family to visit the AIR & SPACE museum...
But there was nothing there!
A couple took a puddle-jumping flight with 4 stops on the way to Dallas. At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the plane's wing.
Wife: "What's that truck doing?"
Husband: "We're taking on more fuel."
The refueling process was repeated at the next two stops as well. At the last stop before Dallas:
Husband: "Ya know, in spite of all these delays, we're making pretty good time."
Wife (pointing out the window): "Maybe -- but that little white truck is keeping up with us!"
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