airplane jokes

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Arriving at the airport my buddy looked visibly shaken. I asked him, "Are you okay? What's the matter?"

Looking bewildered, he replied, "It'll pass. Every time I have to fly, I get a terminal illness."

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles.

In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't.

The flight attendant said, "Sorry, but we don't serve PEANUTS on this flight."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I don't always ride in passenger jets but when I do I buy a first class ticket...

The thing is, flying scares me but in first class they hand out free "bravery beverages"!

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posted by "Marty" |
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About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.

No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked. I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced, "Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"

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posted by "HENNE" |