cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

There was a fork in the road.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?

A: It dozen really matter...

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posted by "sman" |
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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot!

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posted by "larry rexford" |