cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
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Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

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posted by "Pucks mom" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the chicken newspaper.

You get it?

I don't get it either. I get The Daily Herald.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why did the ostrich cross the desert?

To stick his head in the sand!

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posted by "Gary" |
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Why was the chicken scared to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side....

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posted by "B13SS3D1" |