Why did the ostrich cross the desert?
To stick his head in the sand!
Why was the chicken scared to cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side....
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get into the shell station.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the hare station.
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.