cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
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Why did the ostrich cross the desert?

To stick his head in the sand!

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posted by "Gary" |
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Why was the chicken scared to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side....

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posted by "B13SS3D1" |
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Why did the turtle cross the road? To get into the shell station.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't chicken.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the hare station.

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posted by "c" |
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Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.

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posted by "MBTeddyGram" |