cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
$12.00 won 11 votes

After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?

A: It dozen really matter...

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "sman" |
0 votes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot!

0 votes

posted by "larry rexford" |
2 votes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?

The Chicken

2 votes

posted by "Katyman123" |