Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
There was a fork in the road.
After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"
"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"
"Ken, Chick Ken."
Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?
A: It dozen really matter...
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!