After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"
"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"
"Ken, Chick Ken."
Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?
A: It dozen really matter...
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.