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Favorite this joke When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...
Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!
What's the difference between kids and grandkids?
If I play Ghost Riders with my guitar but sing the lyrics from the Gilligan's Island theme song, my grand kids would love it!
My kids, however, would want to take away my driver's licence!
I ask my 85 year old grandpa to what he attributes his long life.
His answer... BREATHING!
"I think grandpa mistook his smart phone for an empty glass of wine."
"Why do you say that?"
"He just threw it in the fireplace."
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