elderly jokes

(Grandson) Grandpa, I think the 'Y generation' has modern views and a forward thinking way more ahead of the life view of your day.

(Grandfather) I appreciate and respect your thoughts but I disagree and can back up my claim with facts.

(Grandson) Sounds fair grandpa, please state your case.

(Grandfather) First off, one question, did you take the ice bucket challenge?

(Grandson, proudly answers) Yes, in fact I did!

(Grandfather) I rest my case.

(Grand Kids) Hey grandpa, I thought we were going camping! This is a three star hotel!

(Grand Mother responds) Trust me kids, anything under four stars feels like camping.

As you get older a person needs to make certain adjustments...

Things like never keep the chili powder next to the cinnamon.