elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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(Grand Kids) Hey grandpa, I thought we were going camping! This is a three star hotel!

(Grand Mother responds) Trust me kids, anything under four stars feels like camping.

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(Grandpa) No one seems to know the value of a dollar these days!

(Grandson) That’s easy Grandpa, just look at the dollar menu.

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As you get older a person needs to make certain adjustments...

Things like never keep the chili powder next to the cinnamon.

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I woke up this morning with a string tied around my finger and I haven’t a clue why I put it there...

I better check my notes, it might be something important!

Now if I could just remember where I put my notes...

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