(Grand Kids) Hey grandpa, I thought we were going camping! This is a three star hotel!
(Grand Mother responds) Trust me kids, anything under four stars feels like camping.
(Grandpa) No one seems to know the value of a dollar these days!
(Grandson) That’s easy Grandpa, just look at the dollar menu.
As you get older a person needs to make certain adjustments...
Things like never keep the chili powder next to the cinnamon.
I woke up this morning with a string tied around my finger and I haven’t a clue why I put it there...
I better check my notes, it might be something important!
Now if I could just remember where I put my notes...