elderly jokes

If you're becoming forgetful, I have a tip for you.

Date the notes you write to yourself.

I just spent the entire morning looking for Easter eggs.

Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.

"My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied the second woman.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman.

The second responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."

Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench when one said to the other man, "Are you comfortable?"

The other man replied, "I'm okay, I make a living."